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i promise to never post a selfie but sometimes i add my opinions and for that i apologize

solarselection:

doodoowater:

warumonzaemon:

fuckingsassysprinkles:

Just a friendly reminder that u should call ur animals by gender-neutral or multiple pronouns.  They CAN understand you and YES it is possible for an animal to be trans.  Your cat having a penis does not make it male.  It is straight up animal abuse to deliberately misgender your pets so please do not do it.

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oh my god

deansass:

pikawiseman:

deansass:

imagine if you go do an exam on a Tuesday and then as you walk out of the room “heat of the moment” starts playing in your building

Why Tuesday?

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

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